Fleez

Corrupt a Wish

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You write down something you wish for. The next person replies to your wish by corrupting it for humorous results, and they wish for something. For Example:

  • Person 1: I wish I had a car.
  • Person 2: Granted, but the car has no engine. I wish I had a top tier gaming PC 

Everyone should write their own wish after corrupting previous one's. 

I'll start: I wish I could turn invisible indefinitely.

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  • Fleez: I wish I had a top tier gaming PC
  • Micolash: Granted, but the pc has a low end screen that it can only work with. I wish I had a girlfriend.

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  • Micolash:  I wish I had a girlfriend.
  • Fleez: Granted, but She won't let you play World of Warcraft. I wish I could turn invisible indefinitely.
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  • Fleez: I wishi i could turn invisible indefinitely.
  • Csabikaa97: Granted, but you can't wear clothes in the cold. I wish I could have a bigger house.

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  • Csabikaa97: I wish I could have a bigger house.
  • Cogburn: Granted, but you won't have enough furniture to make it look nice on the inside.

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Kratos : I wish Cogburn made a wish.

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  • Kratos : I wish Cogburn made a wish.
  • Cogburn: Granted, but wishing is for the weak. I wish i was not so weak.
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  • Cogburn: I wish i could edit my posts.
  • Granted, but you can only ever edit your previous posts, without being able to submit new ones >:D 
    I wish people laughed at my jokes..
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Freal: I wish people laughed at my jokes
Granted, but you can't finish the joke.
Icemetal: I wish senpai would notice me.

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Icemetal: I wish senpai would notice me.
Granted, he will notice you, but he is blind for life. 
I wish I was a baller. 

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Freal: I wish I was a baller.
Granted, but everyone else will be a littlebit taller, therefore looking down on you ^^
Shandaya: I wish GM's would understand that often I am sarcastic and try to entertain, not to offend and cause drama :P

 

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Shandaya: I wish GM's would understand that often i am sarcastic and try to entertain, not to offend and cause drama :P

Granted, but they will ignore you.

Cogburn: I wish i could kill a man and get away with it.

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Cogburn: I wish I could kill a man and get away with it.

Granted, but you're too weak to carry the body.

Serghio: I wish Shandaya gets perma ban for sarcasm and laughs with me.

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Serghio: I wish Shandaya gets perma ban for sarcasm and laughs with me.
Granted but you get perma banned along with her.
I wish bugs never existed across all firestorm realms xD

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Freal: I wish bugs never existed across all firestorm realms xD

Granted, all bugs dissapear instantly like magic!  ...but they all move through time and space an reapear on all your Pc's

Shandaya: I wish I would get an ingame transmog item set that is so unique, that no one ither can have! #I am special

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Shandaya: I wish I would get an ingame transmog item set that is so unique, that no one ither can have! #I am special

Granted, you will have the most unique transmog ever, but only you will be able to see it. Others will see you naked. >:D

I wish i could read 2 books simultaneously.

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Freal: I wish i could read 2 books simultaneously.

Granted, but you will go blind.

Smokey: I wish Firestorm servers were higher XP based.

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Smokey: I wish Firestorm servers were higher XP based.

Granted, but you'll run out of character slots.

I wish i could log on WoD.

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Cogburn: I wish i could log on WoD.

Granted, but you can only play on the russian realm :DDD

I wish every hunter on the server gets nerfed to the ground so I can hear their agonizing screams of disappointment when they realize they gotta press more than 5 buttons to be viable. 

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Freal: I wish every hunter on the server gets nerfed to the ground so I can hear their agonizing screams of disappointment when they realize they gotta press more than 5 buttons to be viable. 

Granted, but they'll just reroll anyways.

I wish i had something more to wish for.

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Cogburn: I wish i had something more to wish for.

Granted, but you will first need a girlfriend, they think for you too.

I wish i can pee like a boy (just) when I'm outside. 

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Serghio: I wish i can pee like a boy (just) when I'm outside

Granted, but it will burn you when you pee

I wish I can be the best music producer in the world, everything that I'll produce will be a hit

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I wish I can be the best music producer in the world, everything that I'll produce will be a hit

Granted, but your new name is Kanye West

 

i wish i was in a hit movie

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