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FIRESTORM RAP BATTLES

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Greetings Firestormians! As the title described, this is Firestorm's first Rap Battles topic! (to my knowledge at least). 

If you have pent up anger or you randomly have sudden urges to express your disrespect towards someone or something, that you think noone is paying enough attention to, then you have come to the right place! The official format for battles between players usually is: <You diss the person above you with a 4 line rhyme or longer, depending on your creativity ofcourse>.
However if you don't necessarily feel that particular urge to embarrass and rap about the certain person above you, for something they said or did, you can always create a rhyme for a subject of your own choosing which should be stated before your lines actually begin for ex.:

*This is a diss about all the punks dat Q in BG's wif 100k hp.*

They fill up the last spots of your BG group
And when you see their score you go "GG Noob"
You see them dead, at the spirit healer, dodging a rez
These types of trolls, you just wish there were less
When an allie sees them, what happens? i'll let you guess
They giggle and kek and then send em' to bȧse
Not even Atlas could carry this team so it would seem
The only purpose these kids had was to ruin your dream


That being said, try to keep things mature.. That would exclude racism and sexism of any kind or anything similar. In other words try and stick with Firestorm's official Forum Rules to ensure a slightly longer lifespan for this topic than just 1-2 days before it gets locked because of too many butthurt keeds flaming eachother, with no sense of direction.
If you do however absolutely need to use a certain swear word, maybe just type the abbreviation or exchange a certain letter inside it with a different symbol so it doesn't look like a blatant insult or anything.
And lastly i would like for the Forum Moderators and Admins to see this topic for it's creative and expressional purpose and not necessarily as some form of harassment towards a certain grp of ppl or disregard for the rule set, for it most certainly is not that; it should be seen merely as a tool for one's amusement and a comical depiction of specific events that aren't normally viewed under such different/unique angles. Again this all depends on the individual composing the rhymes and his/her creative intuition. 
This social event was meant to launch at the end of January and last till the end of February but I decided to release it a little bit sooner to give everyone a head-start. By the end of Feb, the person that got the most likes on his rhyme/diss will get get crowned <Official Firestorm Rap God> with acknowledgements from all participants in the thread. Note that you agree to this statement if you yourself choose to participate in order to ensure a fun and competitive environment with a nice bit of bliss at the end. The title will be held by the victor up until the next arbitrary rap battle topic starts and dates for its duration are agreed upon after which the title will be passed on to whomever the tribe votes for the most. 

Who will be the first Firestorm Rap God? Who will be the one to dethrone him and claim his title for his own? That is for YOU to decide!  

Finally i would like to thank everyone for taking the time to read and even be a part of this brilliant forum game. Good luck Firestormians! 

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I'm Gnome, I can't rap :(

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I come everyday, to speak my ways.
I deliver my raps, like its 1988.
All the time, I spent it here
Trying to make problems, dissapear.

All the time people calling me jaja
Yeah I might be one "asi que te callas!"
Please give me oro, in League of Legends I'm a poro.
Oro. Word.

Icemetal 2k16

 

I tried my best c:

Edited by Icemetal
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7 hours ago, Icemetal said:

All the time people calling me jaja
Yeah I might be one "asi que te callas!"
Please give me oro, in League of Legends I'm a poro.
Oro. Word

I'm dying. :D 

Mine: 

"People are saying, I can't play WoW. 
Because I'm a girl - but I can show: 
That I'm doing my job amazing.
Because I'm not a person, that is lazy.


People also say; that meerkats are my love.
But music, was my first love - that's for sure!
Also: that germans are raging the whole time.
But they can also be friendly - everytime!

I'm part of the staff, I like to be here.
Don't think, I will fast disappear.
Since after a half year, I'm still here.
For some I'm a dream, for some I'm a nightmare." :D

 

-Yuve 2k16 

It's 4:43AM here, so don't blame me. :D

Edited by Yuve
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You're looking at the biggest beast in Warcraft, Armor way stronger than the steel that your sword has, Sharper than the claws of every demon you've encountered, And I'm known for burning legions, since no one matches my power, Blood spills, I get the taste for fun, Pop flyer than a Harpy you'll be leaving as a faceless one, Will I rule this world no doubt one day, Cos I'm way sicker than the Corrupted Blood Plague, Planetary burner, igniting all your servers, The bull's running with me, your only options to serve us, The moment players heard us, they've bowed at the auras, Without the need of combat, and honestly it bores us, Cos no one comes close to a smidgen of my strength, No race no faction, no ones shortening the length, Of time I'll be sitting on my throne, try? I'll split you, You'll be swimming with the fishes, floating with the Jinyu's ,You're nothing but a gnome, what's a Dwarf to a Dragon? Nothing but an insect, a fly I'll get to smackin', Standing twice as tall as a Magantaur, savage boss, The biggest threat to ever be spawned in Azeroth, The more that I reign, the more I get colder, Executing everything from Imps to Ogres, Voidwalkers, Trolls, every part of the Forsaken
Every treasure in the world is mine for the taking,Every human in the game and those at their computer screen, Better take note that tyranny ain't new to me, A demigod but I'm far from Cenarius, The Dryads took note of that, and so they stay far from us, My only alliance is with Game Masters, get in line For the slaughter that we're bringing forth, it worsens as time Goes by, so say your goodbyes, no matter the amount Cos after this moment, you're losing you account.
 

Edited by Highroller
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This wasn't written by me, nor is it a rap. I just find the lyrics amazing, so I'll just leave them here. :D

 

There is nothing that they can do.
To protect a king and his fool.
Caught in the fire, watch it burn.
Ash to ash, now it's our turn.
Take their kingdom down and smash it to pieces.
Turn their feet around, they will be defeated.
They will crumble at the sight of our legion,
if you want the crown then you've got to break them down. - Aero Chord ft Anna Yvette ~ Break Them

Edited by Kothego

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This was originally a poetry back on Ashran Forums I wrote for lols (and because I felt like doing a rant), but I guess it somewhat fits in here. No heaters plis.

"What's on your mind?"

Beggars everywhere..

In Orgrimmar, reflected in my two eyes,
in between the walls of the inn in goldshire.
There is no water if I open the taps,
Just filthy beggars coming out from them!
I would like to hear the birds chirping,
But all I hear is goddamn "GOLD PLEASE"

Stop this madness for the titans' love,
Else I will find you, and end your life.
If one of you ever dare start to spam,
Get ready, because I will **** yo' ***

what am i doing with my life

Edited by Myeong
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Can you see it?
The worst roll...
The Items in my head are scared of greed
JAJA people, listen up!
It's never too late to change your LUCK!

So don't let them steal your loot!
E eh eh eh eh
Don't let them break your mount
E eh eh eh eh
There is light on the paladin
And you'll see all the raindrops falling behind
It's a revolution
And we'll make it out in the moonlight
It's a revolution
Oh oh oooh oh oooh oh oooh o

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Now I pretty much never need a ress

I think back to the time when  I was worthless

I'm on a private server and I must confess

I miss the times when it was hard and it was a mess

When I had a whole map to explore you see

When my friends were leveling up next to me

When I was chillin'  in Orgrimmar and puttin up a picnic

being funny, that's one thing I did when I was sick

I'm trying to re-live it, well if you call it living

I'm trying to get back, trying to get back the feeling.

of being a full geared 70 yeah mad respect!

Days of play time, but I kept on playing

I had only one goal but now it's gone

Now everybody knows what it's like am I wrong?

with xp boost it's much easier to get a mount

the times I've been ganked was a high kill count.

And now I'm level 60 on my way back again

It's like a record being overplayed 10 times 10

but I don't really think it was the kind of raid I went

it was the fun time clearing them. 

 

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ah ah ah ah ah

i enter to arena against a dk

they kill me doing backpedal

i watch his mmr 3.2k

blizzy again oh 400k necro strike

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On 26/02/2016 at 7:11 PM, Blizzy said:

Now I pretty much never need a ress

I think back to the time when  I was worthless

I'm on a private server and I must confess

I miss the times when it was hard and it was a mess

When I had a whole map to explore you see

When my friends were leveling up next to me

When I was chillin'  in Orgrimmar and puttin up a picnic

being funny, that's one thing I did when I was sick

I'm trying to re-live it, well if you call it living

I'm trying to get back, trying to get back the feeling.

of being a full geared 70 yeah mad respect!

Days of play time, but I kept on playing

I had only one goal but now it's gone

Now everybody knows what it's like am I wrong?

with xp boost it's much easier to get a mount

the times I've been ganked was a high kill count.

And now I'm level 60 on my way back again

It's like a record being overplayed 10 times 10

but I don't really think it was the kind of raid I went

it was the fun time clearing them. 

 

Give this boi a medal.

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On 1/25/2016 at 9:36 PM, Highroller said:

You're looking at the biggest beast in Warcraft, Armor way stronger than the steel that your sword has, Sharper than the claws of every demon you've encountered, And I'm known for burning legions, since no one matches my power, Blood spills, I get the taste for fun, Pop flyer than a Harpy you'll be leaving as a faceless one, Will I rule this world no doubt one day, Cos I'm way sicker than the Corrupted Blood Plague, Planetary burner, igniting all your servers, The bull's running with me, your only options to serve us, The moment players heard us, they've bowed at the auras, Without the need of combat, and honestly it bores us, Cos no one comes close to a smidgen of my strength, No race no faction, no ones shortening the length, Of time I'll be sitting on my throne, try? I'll split you, You'll be swimming with the fishes, floating with the Jinyu's ,You're nothing but a gnome, what's a Dwarf to a Dragon? Nothing but an insect, a fly I'll get to smackin', Standing twice as tall as a Magantaur, savage boss, The biggest threat to ever be spawned in Azeroth, The more that I reign, the more I get colder, Executing everything from Imps to Ogres, Voidwalkers, Trolls, every part of the Forsaken
Every treasure in the world is mine for the taking,Every human in the game and those at their computer screen, Better take note that tyranny ain't new to me, A demigod but I'm far from Cenarius, The Dryads took note of that, and so they stay far from us, My only alliance is with Game Masters, get in line For the slaughter that we're bringing forth, it worsens as time Goes by, so say your goodbyes, no matter the amount Cos after this moment, you're losing you account.
 

Well jeez man, you destroyed it lol.

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when you see me in world chat now youll stop and think

who knew this insane lil bastard got rhymes like he signed with murder inc

sitting in the chat spewing his crazy shit

see him in a bg you know you gonna get lit

when you pop into the chat crying bout a broken class

ill be there to dog down your punk ass

warriors are over powered second wind wont let them die

hunters used to be op since the patch all they do is cry

paladins we run around self healing like we are fucking kings

Aenas says we dont cuss, goes around kickslapping

Intercation from way back in five point oh five

he used be badass, but then he turned twenty five

he couldnt beat one of the very best there ever been

he tried and tried and tried but the duel record was 0 and 10

so he hacked frostychaos sad but it is true

devils rejects died that day what the fuck did you do

TSM used to run around saying they the best here

but i remember youtube where they hacked sha of fear

now i gotta sin off, gotta go to work today

ill be back later with much more to fucking say

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted (edited)

Well here we are again back for round fucking two

i got a bunch of shit to say, every word of which is true

i dont want to hear you cry, complain, bitch, and moan

im gonna throw some shade, some props, talk about how much our home hasnt grown

lets start this off by going back in fucking time

back to when the server was just coming up online

back in the days of droodic stormlash and Mr. horde

thing were broken as fuck, arenas had us bored

vendors werent spawned dungeons didnt work

warlocks had a 1 shot bullshit merk

but broken as it was thats when times were the best

the staff back then stood head and shoulders above the rest

we had order of the phoenix devils rejects and highborn

the three from which ancient legends were all born

then as always. time went on and elegon was created 

times and staff had changed, still the server was high rated

angry inc the best then from darkness into light

then came the merge to TZ, the start of the toxic blight

but before we start the saddest tale of decline

lets talk about some staff that kept us all online

we had Judie, velanor, myself and exonation

icemetal and candlenor rounded off the staff relation

back then we prided ourselves knowing we cared about all of you

time have fucking changed with staff that much is fucking true

back then on tz we had guilds that were formed from the remains

of legendary guilds, reformed by legendary names

we had Jynx, Roasted tauren angry inc 

but time passed on they died within a blink

Edgie was one of the best to play back then

spotz and cath rated high too and yet once again

time went by people came and people left, on and on time just ran

then one day firestorm was created and that was the death good old pandashan

now we sit here on these the forums dear

talking about old days that will never come back here

we have moved on past were we had our start

new staff came to power and it broke our heart

we all know that they dont give a shit about anyone but them

and if you dare speak up they silence you with a ban

topics get deleted for no reason, simply cuz they speak the truth

inveric doesnt like what they about his "leadership" and thats the truth

now before you read this BOY and you panties tie into a knot

keep in mind i have screens and videos i have posted before, so you better fucking not

ban me like you did before for impersonating myself as being retired staff

and i talk to peluche and shelby, then send msgs to  C***Green  on skype while logged in as tinystaff

so with that i bid a fond adeiu

and sit back and flip a finger to

all you noobs online who think you are the shit

come rhyme with me and get your faces split

 

............./´¯/)
............/....//
.........../....//
...../´¯/..../´¯\ -- U FAIL --
.././.../..../..../.| -- GTFO --
(.(....(....(..../.)..)
.\................\/.../
..\................. /
....\..............(

Edited by Blatancy

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On 6/29/2018 at 4:53 AM, Blatancy said:

Well here we are again back for round fucking two

i got a bunch of shit to say, every word of which is true

i dont want to hear you cry, complain, bitch, and moan

im gonna throw some shade, some props, talk about how much our home hasnt grown

lets start this off by going back in fucking time

back to when the server was just coming up online

back in the days of droodic stormlash and Mr. horde

thing were broken as fuck, arenas had us bored

vendors werent spawned dungeons didnt work

warlocks had a 1 shot bullshit merk

but broken as it was thats when times were the best

the staff back then stood head and shoulders above the rest

we had order of the phoenix devils rejects and highborn

the three from which ancient legends were all born

then as always. time went on and elegon was created 

times and staff had changed, still the server was high rated

angry inc the best then from darkness into light

then came the merge to TZ, the start of the toxic blight

but before we start the saddest tale of decline

lets talk about some staff that kept us all online

we had Judie, velanor, myself and exonation

icemetal and candlenor rounded off the staff relation

back then we prided ourselves knowing we cared about all of you

time have fucking changed with staff that much is fucking true

back then on tz we had guilds that were formed from the remains

of legendary guilds, reformed by legendary names

we had Jynx, Roasted tauren angry inc 

but time passed on they died within a blink

Edgie was one of the best to play back then

spotz and cath rated high too and yet once again

time went by people came and people left, on and on time just ran

then one day firestorm was created and that was the death good old pandashan

now we sit here on these the forums dear

talking about old days that will never come back here

we have moved on past were we had our start

new staff came to power and it broke our heart

we all know that they dont give a shit about anyone but them

and if you dare speak up they silence you with a ban

topics get deleted for no reason, simply cuz they speak the truth

inveric doesnt like what they about his "leadership" and thats the truth

now before you read this BOY and you panties tie into a knot

keep in mind i have screens and videos i have posted before, so you better fucking not

ban me like you did before for impersonating myself as being retired staff

and i talk to peluche and shelby, then send msgs to  C***Green  on skype while logged in as tinystaff

so with that i bid a fond adeiu

and sit back and flip a finger to

all you noobs online who think you are the shit

come rhyme with me and get your faces split

 

............./´¯/)
............/....//
.........../....//
...../´¯/..../´¯\ -- U FAIL --
.././.../..../..../.| -- GTFO --
(.(....(....(..../.)..)
.\................\/.../
..\................. /
....\..............(

Hahaha, I can't belive i haven't seen this shit before now :DD

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