Posted January 25, 2016 Greetings Firestormians! As the title described, this is Firestorm's first Rap Battles topic! (to my knowledge at least). If you have pent up anger or you randomly have sudden urges to express your disrespect towards someone or something, that you think noone is paying enough attention to, then you have come to the right place! The official format for battles between players usually is: <You diss the person above you with a 4 line rhyme or longer, depending on your creativity ofcourse>. However if you don't necessarily feel that particular urge to embarrass and rap about the certain person above you, for something they said or did, you can always create a rhyme for a subject of your own choosing which should be stated before your lines actually begin for ex.: *This is a diss about all the punks dat Q in BG's wif 100k hp.* They fill up the last spots of your BG group And when you see their score you go "GG Noob" You see them dead, at the spirit healer, dodging a rez These types of trolls, you just wish there were less When an allie sees them, what happens? i'll let you guess They giggle and kek and then send em' to bȧse Not even Atlas could carry this team so it would seem The only purpose these kids had was to ruin your dream That being said, try to keep things mature.. That would exclude racism and sexism of any kind or anything similar. In other words try and stick with Firestorm's official Forum Rules to ensure a slightly longer lifespan for this topic than just 1-2 days before it gets locked because of too many butthurt keeds flaming eachother, with no sense of direction. If you do however absolutely need to use a certain swear word, maybe just type the abbreviation or exchange a certain letter inside it with a different symbol so it doesn't look like a blatant insult or anything. And lastly i would like for the Forum Moderators and Admins to see this topic for it's creative and expressional purpose and not necessarily as some form of harassment towards a certain grp of ppl or disregard for the rule set, for it most certainly is not that; it should be seen merely as a tool for one's amusement and a comical depiction of specific events that aren't normally viewed under such different/unique angles. Again this all depends on the individual composing the rhymes and his/her creative intuition. This social event was meant to launch at the end of January and last till the end of February but I decided to release it a little bit sooner to give everyone a head-start. By the end of Feb, the person that got the most likes on his rhyme/diss will get get crowned <Official Firestorm Rap God> with acknowledgements from all participants in the thread. Note that you agree to this statement if you yourself choose to participate in order to ensure a fun and competitive environment with a nice bit of bliss at the end. The title will be held by the victor up until the next arbitrary rap battle topic starts and dates for its duration are agreed upon after which the title will be passed on to whomever the tribe votes for the most. Who will be the first Firestorm Rap God? Who will be the one to dethrone him and claim his title for his own? That is for YOU to decide! Finally i would like to thank everyone for taking the time to read and even be a part of this brilliant forum game. Good luck Firestormians! 3 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2016 I'm Gnome, I can't rap 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) I come everyday, to speak my ways. I deliver my raps, like its 1988. All the time, I spent it here Trying to make problems, dissapear. All the time people calling me jaja Yeah I might be one "asi que te callas!" Please give me oro, in League of Legends I'm a poro. Oro. Word. Icemetal 2k16 I tried my best c: Edited January 25, 2016 by Icemetal 5 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) 7 hours ago, Icemetal said: All the time people calling me jaja Yeah I might be one "asi que te callas!" Please give me oro, in League of Legends I'm a poro. Oro. Word I'm dying. Mine: "People are saying, I can't play WoW. Because I'm a girl - but I can show: That I'm doing my job amazing. Because I'm not a person, that is lazy. People also say; that meerkats are my love. But music, was my first love - that's for sure! Also: that germans are raging the whole time. But they can also be friendly - everytime! I'm part of the staff, I like to be here. Don't think, I will fast disappear. Since after a half year, I'm still here. For some I'm a dream, for some I'm a nightmare." -Yuve 2k16 It's 4:43AM here, so don't blame me. Edited January 26, 2016 by Yuve 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) You're looking at the biggest beast in Warcraft, Armor way stronger than the steel that your sword has, Sharper than the claws of every demon you've encountered, And I'm known for burning legions, since no one matches my power, Blood spills, I get the taste for fun, Pop flyer than a Harpy you'll be leaving as a faceless one, Will I rule this world no doubt one day, Cos I'm way sicker than the Corrupted Blood Plague, Planetary burner, igniting all your servers, The bull's running with me, your only options to serve us, The moment players heard us, they've bowed at the auras, Without the need of combat, and honestly it bores us, Cos no one comes close to a smidgen of my strength, No race no faction, no ones shortening the length, Of time I'll be sitting on my throne, try? I'll split you, You'll be swimming with the fishes, floating with the Jinyu's ,You're nothing but a gnome, what's a Dwarf to a Dragon? Nothing but an insect, a fly I'll get to smackin', Standing twice as tall as a Magantaur, savage boss, The biggest threat to ever be spawned in Azeroth, The more that I reign, the more I get colder, Executing everything from Imps to Ogres, Voidwalkers, Trolls, every part of the Forsaken Every treasure in the world is mine for the taking,Every human in the game and those at their computer screen, Better take note that tyranny ain't new to me, A demigod but I'm far from Cenarius, The Dryads took note of that, and so they stay far from us, My only alliance is with Game Masters, get in line For the slaughter that we're bringing forth, it worsens as time Goes by, so say your goodbyes, no matter the amount Cos after this moment, you're losing you account. Edited January 26, 2016 by Highroller 3 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) This wasn't written by me, nor is it a rap. I just find the lyrics amazing, so I'll just leave them here. There is nothing that they can do. To protect a king and his fool. Caught in the fire, watch it burn. Ash to ash, now it's our turn. Take their kingdom down and smash it to pieces. Turn their feet around, they will be defeated. They will crumble at the sight of our legion, if you want the crown then you've got to break them down. - Aero Chord ft Anna Yvette ~ Break Them Edited January 29, 2016 by Kothego Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) This was originally a poetry back on Ashran Forums I wrote for lols (and because I felt like doing a rant), but I guess it somewhat fits in here. No heaters plis. "What's on your mind?" Beggars everywhere.. In Orgrimmar, reflected in my two eyes, in between the walls of the inn in goldshire. There is no water if I open the taps, Just filthy beggars coming out from them! I would like to hear the birds chirping, But all I hear is goddamn "GOLD PLEASE" Stop this madness for the titans' love, Else I will find you, and end your life. If one of you ever dare start to spam, Get ready, because I will **** yo' ***what am i doing with my life Edited February 3, 2016 by Myeong 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 26, 2016 Can you see it? The worst roll... The Items in my head are scared of greed JAJA people, listen up! It's never too late to change your LUCK! So don't let them steal your loot! E eh eh eh eh Don't let them break your mount E eh eh eh eh There is light on the paladin And you'll see all the raindrops falling behind It's a revolution And we'll make it out in the moonlight It's a revolution Oh oh oooh oh oooh oh oooh o 2 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 26, 2016 Now I pretty much never need a ress I think back to the time when I was worthless I'm on a private server and I must confess I miss the times when it was hard and it was a mess When I had a whole map to explore you see When my friends were leveling up next to me When I was chillin' in Orgrimmar and puttin up a picnic being funny, that's one thing I did when I was sick I'm trying to re-live it, well if you call it living I'm trying to get back, trying to get back the feeling. of being a full geared 70 yeah mad respect! Days of play time, but I kept on playing I had only one goal but now it's gone Now everybody knows what it's like am I wrong? with xp boost it's much easier to get a mount the times I've been ganked was a high kill count. And now I'm level 60 on my way back again It's like a record being overplayed 10 times 10 but I don't really think it was the kind of raid I went it was the fun time clearing them. 3 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2016 ah ah ah ah ah i enter to arena against a dk they kill me doing backpedal i watch his mmr 3.2k blizzy again oh 400k necro strike 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 5, 2017 On 26/02/2016 at 7:11 PM, Blizzy said: Now I pretty much never need a ress I think back to the time when I was worthless I'm on a private server and I must confess I miss the times when it was hard and it was a mess When I had a whole map to explore you see When my friends were leveling up next to me When I was chillin' in Orgrimmar and puttin up a picnic being funny, that's one thing I did when I was sick I'm trying to re-live it, well if you call it living I'm trying to get back, trying to get back the feeling. of being a full geared 70 yeah mad respect! Days of play time, but I kept on playing I had only one goal but now it's gone Now everybody knows what it's like am I wrong? with xp boost it's much easier to get a mount the times I've been ganked was a high kill count. And now I'm level 60 on my way back again It's like a record being overplayed 10 times 10 but I don't really think it was the kind of raid I went it was the fun time clearing them. Give this boi a medal. 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 27, 2017 On 1/25/2016 at 9:36 PM, Highroller said: You're looking at the biggest beast in Warcraft, Armor way stronger than the steel that your sword has, Sharper than the claws of every demon you've encountered, And I'm known for burning legions, since no one matches my power, Blood spills, I get the taste for fun, Pop flyer than a Harpy you'll be leaving as a faceless one, Will I rule this world no doubt one day, Cos I'm way sicker than the Corrupted Blood Plague, Planetary burner, igniting all your servers, The bull's running with me, your only options to serve us, The moment players heard us, they've bowed at the auras, Without the need of combat, and honestly it bores us, Cos no one comes close to a smidgen of my strength, No race no faction, no ones shortening the length, Of time I'll be sitting on my throne, try? I'll split you, You'll be swimming with the fishes, floating with the Jinyu's ,You're nothing but a gnome, what's a Dwarf to a Dragon? Nothing but an insect, a fly I'll get to smackin', Standing twice as tall as a Magantaur, savage boss, The biggest threat to ever be spawned in Azeroth, The more that I reign, the more I get colder, Executing everything from Imps to Ogres, Voidwalkers, Trolls, every part of the Forsaken Every treasure in the world is mine for the taking,Every human in the game and those at their computer screen, Better take note that tyranny ain't new to me, A demigod but I'm far from Cenarius, The Dryads took note of that, and so they stay far from us, My only alliance is with Game Masters, get in line For the slaughter that we're bringing forth, it worsens as time Goes by, so say your goodbyes, no matter the amount Cos after this moment, you're losing you account. Well jeez man, you destroyed it lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2018 when you see me in world chat now youll stop and think who knew this insane lil bastard got rhymes like he signed with murder inc sitting in the chat spewing his crazy shit see him in a bg you know you gonna get lit when you pop into the chat crying bout a broken class ill be there to dog down your punk ass warriors are over powered second wind wont let them die hunters used to be op since the patch all they do is cry paladins we run around self healing like we are fucking kings Aenas says we dont cuss, goes around kickslapping Intercation from way back in five point oh five he used be badass, but then he turned twenty five he couldnt beat one of the very best there ever been he tried and tried and tried but the duel record was 0 and 10 so he hacked frostychaos sad but it is true devils rejects died that day what the fuck did you do TSM used to run around saying they the best here but i remember youtube where they hacked sha of fear now i gotta sin off, gotta go to work today ill be back later with much more to fucking say 2 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 29, 2018 (edited) Well here we are again back for round fucking two i got a bunch of shit to say, every word of which is true i dont want to hear you cry, complain, bitch, and moan im gonna throw some shade, some props, talk about how much our home hasnt grown lets start this off by going back in fucking time back to when the server was just coming up online back in the days of droodic stormlash and Mr. horde thing were broken as fuck, arenas had us bored vendors werent spawned dungeons didnt work warlocks had a 1 shot bullshit merk but broken as it was thats when times were the best the staff back then stood head and shoulders above the rest we had order of the phoenix devils rejects and highborn the three from which ancient legends were all born then as always. time went on and elegon was created times and staff had changed, still the server was high rated angry inc the best then from darkness into light then came the merge to TZ, the start of the toxic blight but before we start the saddest tale of decline lets talk about some staff that kept us all online we had Judie, velanor, myself and exonation icemetal and candlenor rounded off the staff relation back then we prided ourselves knowing we cared about all of you time have fucking changed with staff that much is fucking true back then on tz we had guilds that were formed from the remains of legendary guilds, reformed by legendary names we had Jynx, Roasted tauren angry inc but time passed on they died within a blink Edgie was one of the best to play back then spotz and cath rated high too and yet once again time went by people came and people left, on and on time just ran then one day firestorm was created and that was the death good old pandashan now we sit here on these the forums dear talking about old days that will never come back here we have moved on past were we had our start new staff came to power and it broke our heart we all know that they dont give a shit about anyone but them and if you dare speak up they silence you with a ban topics get deleted for no reason, simply cuz they speak the truth inveric doesnt like what they about his "leadership" and thats the truth now before you read this BOY and you panties tie into a knot keep in mind i have screens and videos i have posted before, so you better fucking not ban me like you did before for impersonating myself as being retired staff and i talk to peluche and shelby, then send msgs to C***Green on skype while logged in as tinystaff so with that i bid a fond adeiu and sit back and flip a finger to all you noobs online who think you are the shit come rhyme with me and get your faces split ............./´¯/) ............/....// .........../....// ...../´¯/..../´¯\ -- U FAIL -- .././.../..../..../.| -- GTFO -- (.(....(....(..../.)..) .\................\/.../ ..\................. / ....\..............( Edited June 29, 2018 by Blatancy 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2018 On 6/29/2018 at 4:53 AM, Blatancy said: Well here we are again back for round fucking two i got a bunch of shit to say, every word of which is true i dont want to hear you cry, complain, bitch, and moan im gonna throw some shade, some props, talk about how much our home hasnt grown lets start this off by going back in fucking time back to when the server was just coming up online back in the days of droodic stormlash and Mr. horde thing were broken as fuck, arenas had us bored vendors werent spawned dungeons didnt work warlocks had a 1 shot bullshit merk but broken as it was thats when times were the best the staff back then stood head and shoulders above the rest we had order of the phoenix devils rejects and highborn the three from which ancient legends were all born then as always. time went on and elegon was created times and staff had changed, still the server was high rated angry inc the best then from darkness into light then came the merge to TZ, the start of the toxic blight but before we start the saddest tale of decline lets talk about some staff that kept us all online we had Judie, velanor, myself and exonation icemetal and candlenor rounded off the staff relation back then we prided ourselves knowing we cared about all of you time have fucking changed with staff that much is fucking true back then on tz we had guilds that were formed from the remains of legendary guilds, reformed by legendary names we had Jynx, Roasted tauren angry inc but time passed on they died within a blink Edgie was one of the best to play back then spotz and cath rated high too and yet once again time went by people came and people left, on and on time just ran then one day firestorm was created and that was the death good old pandashan now we sit here on these the forums dear talking about old days that will never come back here we have moved on past were we had our start new staff came to power and it broke our heart we all know that they dont give a shit about anyone but them and if you dare speak up they silence you with a ban topics get deleted for no reason, simply cuz they speak the truth inveric doesnt like what they about his "leadership" and thats the truth now before you read this BOY and you panties tie into a knot keep in mind i have screens and videos i have posted before, so you better fucking not ban me like you did before for impersonating myself as being retired staff and i talk to peluche and shelby, then send msgs to C***Green on skype while logged in as tinystaff so with that i bid a fond adeiu and sit back and flip a finger to all you noobs online who think you are the shit come rhyme with me and get your faces split ............./´¯/) ............/....// .........../....// ...../´¯/..../´¯\ -- U FAIL -- .././.../..../..../.| -- GTFO -- (.(....(....(..../.)..) .\................\/.../ ..\................. / ....\..............( Hahaha, I can't belive i haven't seen this shit before now :DD 2 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Posted May 29, 2019 On 6/29/2018 at 4:53 AM, Blatancy said: Well here we are again back for round fucking two i got a bunch of shit to say, every word of which is true i dont want to hear you cry, complain, bitch, and moan im gonna throw some shade, some props, talk about how much our home hasnt grown lets start this off by going back in fucking time back to when the server was just coming up online back in the days of droodic stormlash and Mr. horde thing were broken as fuck, arenas had us bored vendors werent spawned dungeons didnt work warlocks had a 1 shot bullshit merk but broken as it was thats when times were the best the staff back then stood head and shoulders above the rest we had order of the phoenix devils rejects and highborn the three from which ancient legends were all born then as always. time went on and elegon was created times and staff had changed, still the server was high rated angry inc the best then from darkness into light then came the merge to TZ, the start of the toxic blight but before we start the saddest tale of decline lets talk about some staff that kept us all online we had Judie, velanor, myself and exonation icemetal and candlenor rounded off the staff relation back then we prided ourselves knowing we cared about all of you time have fucking changed with staff that much is fucking true back then on tz we had guilds that were formed from the remains of legendary guilds, reformed by legendary names we had Jynx, Roasted tauren angry inc but time passed on they died within a blink Edgie was one of the best to play back then spotz and cath rated high too and yet once again time went by people came and people left, on and on time just ran then one day firestorm was created and that was the death good old pandashan now we sit here on these the forums dear talking about old days that will never come back here we have moved on past were we had our start new staff came to power and it broke our heart we all know that they dont give a shit about anyone but them and if you dare speak up they silence you with a ban topics get deleted for no reason, simply cuz they speak the truth inveric doesnt like what they about his "leadership" and thats the truth now before you read this BOY and you panties tie into a knot keep in mind i have screens and videos i have posted before, so you better fucking not ban me like you did before for impersonating myself as being retired staff and i talk to peluche and shelby, then send msgs to C***Green on skype while logged in as tinystaff so with that i bid a fond adeiu and sit back and flip a finger to all you noobs online who think you are the shit come rhyme with me and get your faces split ............./´¯/) ............/....// .........../....// ...../´¯/..../´¯\ -- U FAIL -- .././.../..../..../.| -- GTFO -- (.(....(....(..../.)..) .\................\/.../ ..\................. / ....\..............( I can't believe I didn't see this until now, either. I miss you, mate. Everything you wrote just pumped me up In my heart and soul I have felt a small cramp All of you I still miss Even still I wish some of them get a lil' face piss I'll never forget the time of Candlenor When he was screwed by big boi Velanor That guy was truly remarkable in all he was, but the honesty and outlandish here does not have a pass Blacki and those two kids highest rated in 2v2 yall remember Priest and Mage tought me how to play and be good as them too But they screwed the community and people have left when they made a Firestorm page Didn't talk nor write on English for almost a year Will get back with more if anyone is still here 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites